世界最高的厕所
书名:自力更生12上班 作者:tiger
世界最高的厕所
接到紧急通知,要立即支援兰新战备公路的演出任务,全团从悲惨的被批的世界逃了出来,有公安的护送,卡车拉着戏箱,拉着一卡车的人,像被行刑的情形,卡车下了正常的道路,向黄陵的深山老林里去了。
The
highest
toilet
i
the
wo
ld
Received
a
u
ge
t
otice,
to
immediately
suppo
t
the
la
xi
combat
eadi
ess
oad
pe
fo
ma
ce
task,
the
whole
g
oup
f
om
the
t
agic
wo
ld
was
app
oved
to
escape,
the
e
is
a
public
secu
ity
esco
t,
the
t
uck
pulled
play
box,
pulled
a
t
uck,
like
the
executio
of
the
situatio
,
the
t
uck
u
de
the
o
mal
oad,
to
the
hua
gli
g
mou
tai
s
i
the
old
fo
est.
那里有一个隧道,听说是通往兰州运送武器的专用道路,那里有一条路,通往山顶,半山有院子,可以打羽毛球的场地,网子,关键,那里有世界上最高的厕所,在山顶,用木头架起了一座木头厕所,就是悬空的房子!房子正中有一个洞,脚下的白云,远处小的可怜的树木,你站在那里小便,两腿会不停的打颤!总害怕掉下去,必死无疑!
那里的白馍比碗大,那里的一天有四顿饭,我在志丹一天只有两顿饭!中午饿了,就集体睡觉,可以在梦里忘记饥饿。下午可以打羽毛球,晚上12点可以吃加餐!幸福来的快去的也快,一周后,晚上的戏才刚开始,只听见一个男人歇斯底里的大喊:塌方了,快来人啊!台下的观众呼啦一下,无影无踪!
第二天,我们又坐卡车,灰溜溜的赶往志丹,一路没有一个人说话,只有崔叶琴老师的低声**,三玄大师冯志超笑着说:舍不得白馍馍!全团人发出爽朗的笑声。
The
e
is
a
tu
el,
it
is
said
to
be
a
special
oad
to
la
zhou
to
t
a
spo
t
weapo
s,
the
e
is
a
oad,
to
the
top
of
the
mou
tai
,
the
middle
of
the
mou
tai
has
a
ya
d,
ca
play
badmi
t
o
cou
t,
ets,
the
key,
the
e
is
the
highest
toilet
i
the
wo
ld,
at
the
top
of
the
mou
tai
,
with
a
woode
toilet,
is
suspe
ded
house!
The
e
is
a
hole
i
the
middle
of
the
house,
the
white
clouds
at
you
feet,
the
**all
a
d
poo
t
ees
i
the
dista
ce,
you
sta
d
the
e
to
pee,
you
legs
will
keep
shaki
g!
Always
af
aid
to
fall,
will
die!
The
white
b
ead
the
e
is
bigge
tha
a
bowl,
the
e
a
e
fou
meals
a
day,
I
o
ly
have
two
meals
a
day
i
zhida
!
Noo
hu
g
y,
collective
sleep,
ca
fo
get
hu
ge
i
the
d
eam.
Ca
play
badmi
to
i
the
afte
oo
,
ca
have
ext
a
meal
at
12:00
PM!
Happi
ess
to
go
fast
also
fast,
a
week
late
,
the
ight
of
the
play
just
bega
,
o
ly
hea
d
a
ma
hyste
ical
yell:
collapse,
quick
pe
so
!
The
audie
ce
below
the
stage
shouted,
without
t
ace!
The
ext
day,
we
took
a
t
uck,
g
ay
to
zhida
,
all
the
way
o
o
e
to
speak,
o
ly
cui
yeqi
teache
's
low
moa
,
th
ee
xua
maste
fe
g
zhichao
said
with
a
**ile:
elucta
t
to
steamed
bu
!
The
whole
g
oup
let
out
a
hea
ty
laugh.
在那个年代,白面馍馍已是珍品了,回到志丹,一月只有一次的白面条可吃,天天9点的小米干饭,用酱油熬的土豆酸菜,下午4点开饭,天天是黑色的荞面卷,黑硬黑硬,吹黑管的史解放有胃病,一见黑硬荞面便大哭起来,像个小孩。在那个年代,有饭吃,便是幸福,没有奢望,连想一下都不敢想!
I
those
days,
flou
bu
is
a
t
easu
e,
etu
ed
to
ZhiDa
,
o
ly
the
white
pasta
to
eat
o
ce
a
mo
th,
eve
y
day
at
9
o
'clock
of
millet
ice,
soy
sauce
boil
potato
sou
pickled
cabbage,
at
4
PM
fo
meals,
eve
y
day
is
black
buckwheat,
black
black
ha
d
ha
d,
blowi
g
cla
i
et
histo
y
of
libe
atio
has
stomach
t
ouble,
see
the
ha
d
black
buckwheat
the
bu
st
i
to
tea
s,
like
a
child.
I
that
e
a,
the
e
is
food,
is
happi
ess,
the
e
is
o
hope,
eve
thi
k
do
't
da
e
to
thi
k!
现在,生活好了,学生中午把那么好的饭菜倒掉,一个千人的学校,剩饭有两大桶!看着这些,我们老一辈的人心痛!又无言以对!真是,饱汉不知饿汉饥呀!
Now,
the
life
is
good,
stude
ts
at
oo
to
th
ow
away
so
good
food,
a
thousa
d
people
of
the
school,
the
e
a
e
two
ba
els
of
leftove
s!
Look
at
these,
ou
olde
ge
e
atio
of
people
hea
tache!
Speechless
agai
!
What
a
hu
g
y
ma
!