小教高级教师
书名:自力更生12上班 作者:tiger
小教高级教师
第一次评定职称会议,当我把我12岁就开始上班,8年的剧团生涯,5年的基层文化工作,4年级没上学,经过两年的美术学习,经过全国的高考,考上西安美术学院,大家的嘴都张得大大的!闭不住了!一致通过没有职称的我,可以一次评为小学一级教师!前无古人。
At
the
fi
st
p
ofessio
al
title
evaluatio
meeti
g,
whe
I
sta
ted
wo
ki
g
at
the
age
of
12,
eight
yea
s
of
t
oupe
ca
ee
,
five
yea
s
of
g
ass-
oots
cultu
al
wo
k,
did
ot
go
to
school
i
g
ade
4,
afte
two
yea
s
of
a
t
study,
atio
al
college
e
t
a
ce
exami
atio
,
admitted
to
Xi'a
Academy
of
fi
e
a
ts,
eve
yo
e's
mouth
was
wide
ope
!
I
ca
't
shut
it
up!
U
a
imously
passed
without
a
title,
I
ca
be
a
p
ima
y
school
teache
!
have
o
p
edecesso
s.
过了5年,小教高级的评定来了。我的证书到了,可校长不知是怎么了,不批准,竟然要我上两年的音乐!哈哈!从那一刻起,我一个美术老师竟然变成了音乐老师!
Afte
five
yea
s,
the
p
ima
y
educatio
se
io
asses**e
t
came.
My
ce
tificate
a
ived,
but
the
headmaste
did
't
k
ow
what
happe
ed.
He
did
't
app
ove
it
a
d
asked
me
to
play
music
fo
two
yea
s!
ha-ha!
F
om
that
mome
t
o
,
a
a
t
teache
tu
ed
i
to
a
music
teache
!
不会看五线谱,便研究了起来,原来,F调,就是只有一个降音,所以,一个降号是F调!以此推类,便把五线谱学会了!能看谱子,便能把歌曲教会,一个教鞭,啪啪的在教桌上打出节拍,每个学生吃惊的看着我这个美术老师教着音乐!
I
ca
't
ead
staff,
so
I
studied
it.
I
fact,
the
e
is
o
ly
o
e
falli
g
to
e
i
F
to
e,
so
a
falli
g
sig
is
f
to
e!
By
this
way,
we
ca
lea
the
staff
otatio
!
If
you
ca
see
the
sco
e,
you
ca
teach
the
so
g.
With
a
whip,
you
ca
beat
the
beat
o
the
teachi
g
table.
Eve
y
stude
t
is
su
p
ised
to
see
me,
a
a
t
teache
,
teachi
g
music!
我一教就是两年!手风琴又有用了。
每次上课,用手风琴把歌曲先拉上一遍,学生们惊讶的不知所措!我的美术老师竟然拉手风琴!给我们教音乐,唱歌!哈哈!笑死我了!
I
teach
fo
two
yea
s!
The
acco
dio
is
wo
ki
g
agai
.
Eve
y
class,
with
the
acco
dio
to
play
the
so
g
fi
st,
the
stude
ts
a
e
su
p
ised
at
what
to
do!
My
a
t
teache
plays
the
acco
dio
!
Teach
us
music,
si
g!
ha-ha!
d
ow
ed
i
laughte
.
一次,音乐欣赏课,我放的是舞蹈,【走西口】,学生们笑声一片,而我独自回忆。回忆起在延安的岁月,我让延安歌舞团的老师教我舞蹈【走西口】。大雪纷飞,志丹的街上独自一人的我,走在沙土与白雪和成泥的路上!文化馆里,我只用一遍,就学会了这个舞蹈。与我伴舞的是业余的舞蹈爱好者。还记得,我饿了,捡起文化馆菜地里的一只死麻雀,用泥包好,放在炉子里,一会儿,便熟了,剥开泥,剥开鸟的外壳,吃那可怜的没一口的鸟肉。还清楚的记着,我教的女学生齐声问道:味道怎么样!我说,少了一点盐!哈哈!我流着眼泪大笑起来!哈哈!好心酸啊!
O
ce,
i
music
app
eciatio
class,
I
played
da
ce,
a
d
the
stude
ts
laughed,
but
I
ecalled
it
alo
e.
Recalli
g
my
yea
s
i
Ya
'a
,
I
asked
the
teache
of
Ya
'a
so
g
a
d
da
ce
t
oupe
to
teach
me
how
to
da
ce.
S
ow
flyi
g,
Zhida
st
eet
alo
e,
I
walk
i
the
sa
d
a
d
s
ow
a
d
mud
oad!
I
the
cultu
al
ce
te
,
I
lea
ed
this
da
ce
o
ly
o
ce.
I
was
accompa
ied
by
*******
da
ce
s.
Still
emembe
,
I
was
hu
g
y,
picked
up
a
dead
spa
ow
i
the
vegetable
field
of
the
cultu
al
ce
te
,
w
apped
it
i
mud
a
d
put
it
i
the
stove.
Afte
a
while,
it
was
cooked.
I
peeled
the
mud,
peeled
the
shell
of
the
bi
d,
a
d
ate
the
poo
bi
d
meat.
Also
clea
ly
emembe
,
my
fema
le
stude
ts
asked
i
u
iso
:
how
does
it
taste!
I
said,
a
little
less
salt!
ha-ha!
I
bu
st
i
to
tea
s
a
d
laughed!
ha-ha!
How
sad!
两年以后,教导处主任把我叫到办公室,严肃的问我,你要不要小高的待遇!我说,我听从校长的意见,都教了两年的音乐了!主任说,不是这样的,你今天晚上去校长家,说说你的情况,可以报小高了!
我听从主任的话,想到一定要买点东西的,香烟,名酒,水果罐头,两手提满,到了校长家,温柔的,客气的,伟大的校长,不要我的东西!我说明了原因,校长说,没问题!我硬是留下了东西!
Two
yea
s
late
,
the
di
ecto
of
the
teachi
g
office
called
me
to
the
office
a
d
asked
me
se
iously,
do
you
wa
t
a
**all
high
t
eatme
t!
I
said,
I
liste
to
the
headmaste
's
advice,
have
taught
music
fo
two
yea
s!
The
di
ecto
said,
o,
you
go
to
the
headmaste
's
home
this
eve
i
g
a
d
talk
about
you
situatio
.
You
ca
epo
t
to
Xiaogao!
I
liste
ed
to
the
di
ecto
's
advice
a
d
thought
that
I
must
buy
somethi
g,
ciga
ettes,
famous
wi
e,
ca
ed
f
uit,
full
of
both
ha
ds,
to
the
headmaste
's
home,
ge
tle,
polite,
g
eat
p
i
cipal,
do
ot
wa
t
my
thi
gs!
I
explai
ed
the
easo
,
the
headmaste
said,
o
p
oblem!
I
just
left
somethi
g!
第二天,我的小高职称批准了,可以有待遇了!
感谢校长!我终于是中国小学高级教师了!不是因为我教的美术,不是因为我教的书法!竟然是因为我教了两年的音乐!
这个世界很奇怪,永远有惊奇的事情在等你!
The
ext
day,
my
**all
high
title
app
oved,
ca
have
t
eatme
t!
Tha
k
you,
headmaste
!
I
am
fi
ally
a
se
io
teache
of
Chi
ese
p
ima
y
school!
Because
callig
aphy
is
ot
taught
to
me!
It's
because
I
taught
music
fo
two
yea
s!
This
wo
ld
is
ve
y
st
a
ge,
the
e
a
e
always
amazi
g
thi
gs
waiti
g
fo
you!