二丑

你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！

你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。

走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------

你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。

你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。

你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！

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clow

you

pe

fo

m

o

the

stage

is

a

piece

of

white

o

the

ose,

eight

eyeb

ows,

t

ia

gula

eyes,

f

o

t

ca

dia

floo

,

back

ho

se

spoo

,

fa

t

mouth,

pig

ea

s.

Ugly

is

othi

g!

You

li

es

o

the

stage

have

become

my

famous

wo

ds.

Go!

Tow

God's

Temple

old

place,

his

u

cle,

his

two

u

cles

a

e

all

his

u

cle,

high

tables,

low

stools

a

e

all

wood,

take

a

step

backwa

d

two

steps,

but

ot

to

go.

You

be

ch

o

the

stage

becomes

the

classic

of

the

compa

y.

You

must

have

take

out

the

te

do

o

you

leg.

A

leg

faci

g

up

to

the

sky

is

a

good

applause!

How

did

you

p

actice

it?

It

has

become

a

sec

et

fo

eve

.

Whe

you

a

e

wo

ki

g

as

a

ca

pe

te

u

de

the

stage,

ask

the

ca

d

ive

fo

ke

ose

e

to

cook

fo

the

teache

s

of

the

t

oupe,

matchmake

fo

Zha

g

Sa

,

wa

m

fo

Li

Si,

a

d

t

eat

eve

yo

e

i

the

t

oupe

as

you

family!

那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！

That

yea

,

whe

you

p

acticed

by

the

ive

,

you

we

e

as

low

as

a

slap

f

om

the

g

ou

d!

Nest

to

the

g

ou

d

to

dislocate

the

a

m,

that

mome

t,

two

ugly

li

es!

Wow,

I'm

c

yi

g.

Tea

s

a

e

like

ai

.

It's

ai

i

g

cats

a

d

dogs!

M

.

Ha

,

come

a

d

help

me.

I

have

a

wife

a

d

th

ee

child

e

i

my

family.

They

all

depe

d

o

me

to

eat

a

d

d

i

k

Lhasa!

If

today's

egg

is

ove

,

a

family

will

face

the

sky!

If

I

etu

to

the

West

today,

my

wife

must

be

someo

e

else's!

At

this

time,

just

liste

to

a

oa

,

shut

up!

M

.

Ha

pulled

his

a

m

dow

a

d

pushed

it

up,

o

ly

liste

i

g

to

GABA!

That

lost

a

m

is

all

ight!

改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！

领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！

不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧！一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通，二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶，砖头瓦杂飞向二丑，躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳，人下去了！一条腿断了！有人报警了，警察来把他送医院，后来拉到监狱，折腾到人不行了，又拉会他家，躺在床上，老婆不给吃，不给喝，艰难的每日流泪，嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团！各个老师叫了个遍！想念，想念！想起可怜的小虎，不知现在如何了，便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后，便永远的离开人世。

我最最敬爱的老师，二丑！我永生永世都会记得你，你对我的爱，竟然用我的名字给你的儿子！我无言以对。

I

the

yea

of

efo

m

a

d

ope

i

g

up,

you

clapped

you

chest

a

d

said

to

the

leade

s,

"

o

p

oblem,

I'm

selli

g

the

p

oducts

of

ou

cou

ty

ca

e

y.

My

family

is

i

Cha

g'a

,

whe

e

people

a

e

stupid

a

d

have

o

mo

ey."!

The

leade

believed

him,

the

a

t

uck

pulled

the

Shua

ghe

ca

e

y

goods,

st

aight

to

Cha

g'a

!

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the

fi

st

few

yea

s

of

efo

m

a

d

ope

i

g

up,

the

eco

omy

of

Cha

g'a

is

ot

so

developed.

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e

a

e

ma

y

p

eople

who

wa

t

ca

s.

If

they

do

't

have

mo

ey,

they

have

to

pay

i

a

ea

s.

Today

you

owe

me,

tomo

ow

I

owe

him,

a

d

the

eco

omic

accou

t

is

i

a

mess!

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e

day,

whe

the

e

was

o

busi

ess,

e

Chou

set

up

a

mahjo

g

table

a

d

wo

the

pot

by

playi

g

ca

ds!

Just

tu

the

sale

of

ca

ed

goods

i

to

a

live

play

of

chasi

g

afte

the

dead

a

d

aski

g

fo

mo

ey!

A

g

oup

of

begga

s

besieged

the

house

of

the

two

UGS.

The

two

UGS'

Ku

g

Fu

was

so

good

that

they

flew

di

ectly

to

the

oof.

The

b

icks

a

d

tiles

flew

to

the

two

UGS,

hidi

g

a

d

hidi

g.

They

could

't

sta

d

fi

m.

People

we

t

dow

!

O

e

leg

is

b

oke

!

Someo

e

called

the

police,

a

d

the

police

came

to

take

him

to

the

hospital.

Late

,

he

was

take

to

the

p

iso

.

He

was

so

f

ust

ated

that

he

could

ot

help

himself.

The

he

would

pull

his

house

a

d

lie

o

the

bed.

His

wife

would

ot

give

him

food

o

d

i

k.

He

would

c

y

ha

d

eve

y

day.

He

would

eve

fo

get

the

t

oupe!

Eve

y

teache

has

called

it

out!

Miss,

miss!

Thi

ki

g

of

the

poo

little

tige

,

I

do

't

k

ow

how

it

is

ow,

so

I

cha

ged

my

so

's

ame

to

"little

tige

",

a

d

the

I

will

die

fo

eve

.

My

favo

ite

teache

,

e

Chou!

I

will

emembe

you

fo

eve

,

you

love

fo

me,

eve

with

my

ame

to

you

so

!

I

have

othi

g

to

say.

你长的很丑，但是你的心很美！

You

a

e

ugly,

but

you

hea

t

is

beautiful!